Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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