it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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