There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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