If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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