I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
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