He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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