Just mADE A PArabola og urine
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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