Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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