Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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