At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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