Swine flu is the new snow day.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
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But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
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My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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