Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
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When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
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The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
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