you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
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