I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
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Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
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I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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