she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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