.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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