its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
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Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
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Oh Jesus.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
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The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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