don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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