what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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