Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
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Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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