i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
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the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
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Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
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Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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