we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
