dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
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Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
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Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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