OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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