the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
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