Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
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there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
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Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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