I wanna bring you to show and tell
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
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Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
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Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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