New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
i believe in u and ur pee
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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