didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
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When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
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Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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