some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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