she looked like the before picture.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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