ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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