If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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