So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
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