How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
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You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
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yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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