Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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