No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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