Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
