I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
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my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
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I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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