if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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