Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
People with herpes should wear stickers.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
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I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
So gin and wine won't be happening again
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
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Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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