He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
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You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
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My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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