Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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