What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Randomize
