she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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