know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
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He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
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Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
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