oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I wear drunk well.
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