One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
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