btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
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You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Do you remember whose house we're in?
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The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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