So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
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my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
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Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
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