Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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