I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Dignity is for republicans.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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