There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
Randomize
