I think I died a long time ago.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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