So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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