Already got asked if we're dating
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
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I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
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I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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